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Pet Post 7: Japanese Tree Frogs!

These fine little fellows are ama-gaeru, or Japanese Tree Frogs. They’re very pingy – they can jump a long way – so I didn’t attempt to get them all into one photo. Instead, we’ll see them in their rather lovely little house.

This fine specimen of a froggie is called Desperate Dan, for reasons he’s helpfully demonstrating right here. He loves to puff up his chin and make a lot of noise, especially after eating. Fortunately, he doesn’t do it that often.

This little cutie is our oldest frog, named Fef after a popular Japanese talent with a speech impediment. He lived alone for a long while until he got these three new friends, but he still likes his private time. Unlike the others, herped from the wild, Fef was store-bought.

Our lady of the group is named to fit in with Dan – she’s called Minnie the Minx. Fittingly, she’s pretty feisty – if she’s going for a cricket and Dan gets there first, she gets angry and chases him off.

   

Finally, we have our lone wolf, Pegleg Pete. We found him with one foot missing, but that hasn’t stopped him being able to live happily and eat well. Despite this pose, he’s usually tucked up in a corner keeping himself to himself.

Bonus pic, Fef’s baby photo from a year ago. Actually, he hasn’t changed much!

Pet Post 6.5: Tadpoles!

There are still a few more friends to meet, but we have some new faces, five cute little tadpoles of different sizes.

They’re not really full members of the pet family, and they won’t be tadpoles very long, hence the .5 designation, but it will be very interesting to watch them grow and develop into frogs – or maybe toads!

Pet Post 6 – fire-bellied newts!

Only a couple of pics today, because much as I love ’em, these guys don’t really photograph so well.

These are Taro and Tyrone, the Japanese fire belly newts. They’re actually very cute, with red bellies, funny inquisitive attitudes and faces that look like Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon. Indeed, it’s a real shame Pixar never made their Newt movie!

Taro is pretty special to me because he’s actually the first pet I ever had. Well, strictly speaking, when I was about 6 my grandparents in Taiwan bought a live fish to eat, and my brother and I were so horrified by the idea we made them change to keeping it as a pet. It lasted about a day in a bowl in the bathroom before jumping out and dying while we were off sightseeing. After that, I never had another pet until September 2015, when I bought my very first real pet. That was Taro, and Tyrone joined him soon after. They’ve lived happily ever since – my longest-lasting pets! This pic is from back then, in 2015.

Pet Post 5 – fish and more in the community tank

Today I’m introducing my fishies! I have a nice big communal tank with an interesting variety of creatures.

Perhaps most conspicuous is that I have 4 African clawed frogs. They’re funny, chubby aquatic frogs that I was originally drawn to for their bright colours. However, the brightness was artificial, the result of somewhat cruel injections that dye the animals’ skin so they can be marketed as ‘Tutti-Frutti Frogs’. Not very healthy. Fortunately, my first three have now faded to a normal colour and seem perfectly healthy, while the last I bought specifically as a non-dyed pinkish-white one. Their names are a little strange…the oldest is called Kirby because he was bright pink. The two biggest ones for some reason got called Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston. The small, newest one is named Gladys. They’re silly, cute frogs with a lot of personality, but they can eat other small fish if they’re docile…they ate the two medaka I bought!

Next, two silver mollies named Jamie and Cersei, of course after the Game of Thrones characters. They’re peaceful fish who like to stick together in pairs, and sometimes hide in the decorations.

: A fancy goldfish sold in Japan as a ‘Ping-Pong Ball’. I love these silly round fish, which wiggle in a very cute way, but they’re not hardy at all so I’ve lost several of them by putting them in tanks that aren’t fully cycled (stupid of me). I have one just now, who seems to be doing well. He has one black eye like an eyepatch, so he’s called Sagat.

Archibald and Evil Archibald, the cory catfish. Archibald is my oldest fish, who I’ve had for around a year. He’s a busy little creature who cleans up after the others. His whiskers make the name seem perfect, and whenever I see other cory catfish I think of them as ‘archibalds’. They’re social so I got another one, not albino this time, and the darker ‘colour scheme’ made me think of sci-fi and video game tropes, so he got landed with the name ‘Evil Archibald’. Poor thing!

Four of my five neon tetra. Cute, hardy little fish who stay in a shoal, unfortunately a little susceptible to being eaten by the frogs. These five seem quick enough to always escape their clutches, though. They’re called Pugh, Pew, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert and Dibble. Yes, ‘Pew’. Got to tell them apart somehow! (I can’t tell them apart at all.)

Two simple goldfish, named Suzanne and Roxanne. They’re the biggest fish!

The skeleton crew! Three fish that in Japan they just call ‘Translucents’. These are pleasingly weird to look at and have quite cute behaviour, staking out their territory and largely sticking to it. I call them Funnybones, Skeletor and Brook, after various cartoon skeletons.

Guppies! I have 3, though will probably get more later. At the same time as Archibald, I got a guppy I called Sally Skirt. She passed away a while back, but started a tradition. The two males I have now are called Stacy Skirt and Suzy Skirt. The female is called Samson Skirt. They don’t need to conform to your gender roles!!

Jaycee the golden apple snail. She’s the creature in the tank I’ve had the longest. She’s grown huge since I got her. Not sure why she decided to be out of the water when I took this picture – she very rarely does that!

One of my three Mickey Mouse platys, so-named for the Mickey-like pattern on their tails. My three are called Stanshall, Ruskin-Spear and Bohay-Nowell, because when I see these fish I get the Bonzos cover of silly 30s song ‘Mickey’s Son and Daughter’ stuck in my head.

Two golden Siamese algae eaters. These fish spend most of their time hiding, but it’s nice to see them when they appear. I bought them to take care of the algae growing on my aquarium glass, which they seem to do quite well when I’m not looking. Their names are Snoopy and Snootles.

Last but not least, three Butterfly Hillstream Loaches, or Hong Kong Plecos, also on cleaning duty. I didn’t expect these bottom-feeders to zoom around the tank quite like they do. They’re funny creatures and tend to stick near my bubble filter because they like currents. They’re also usually hiding, but when they appear they always make an impression! I’m not sure they do much cleaning but they’re a fun addition to the community tank.

Pet post 4 – turtles!!

Today I’m introducing my crazy turtles! You thought I’d finished my list of pets? Haha, not even close. Turtle power!

Turtles are quite a responsibility. Too many people get these little cuties when they can sit in your palm without thinking about them getting bigger. Well, they will get bigger, much bigger, and owners need to be prepared to accommodate them when they do! That said, here are my three silly scuttlers, Coin, Pebble and Rock.

Coin was the first little turtle we got, and for a long while he was all on his lonesome. He’s a bit of a timid one, always ready to run away from the slightest thing, but he likes having friends now and loves stretching out his lil’ legs under the basking lamp.

Pebble, like coin, is a midori-game, which just means ‘green turtle’. Its English name is the common slider, or pond slider. They’re a very cute breed of turtle, especially when they’re little. Pebble is braver than Coin, and they’re easy to tell apart from their markings, but this picture may be deceptive. He doesn’t have a gangsta attitude – he was just sleepy.

 

Rock is a zeni-game, or Chinese Pond Turtle. He’s much more laid-back and easy-going than the other two, but maybe a little slow on the uptake, too. One of his favourite habits is climbing on top of the others.

Pet post 3 – Meeko the Sugar Glider!

My newest pet, and my first-ever mammal, is this little beauty – Meeko the sugar glider.

I aimed to buy a Japanese momonga, and that’s what I thought she was at first, but she’s actually an Australian sugar glider. That still makes her a momonga – the Japanese call all flying squirrels ‘momonga’ – but she’s a fukuro-momonga rather than a Japanese momonga. ‘Fukuro’ means ‘bag’ or ‘pouch’, which is appropriate because they’re carried in pouches as young and enjoy spending the daytime in carry pouches like this one.

Meeko was much cheaper than most other sugar gliders because she’s already over a year old. It’s much easier to bond with baby sugar gliders. But she was one of the cutest I saw and I’m happy to put in extra time and effort to build a bond. At the moment she’s still on the nervous side, but she rarely ‘crabs’ at me and seems to enjoy being stroked – progress!

Sugar gliders are social creatures and once I feel I have a strong bond with Meeko I’ll be getting her a friend. At least one more, but we’ll see. I bought her a huge cage, but unfortunately the bars are too wide and she can escape – so for now she’s in a smaller one…but she seems to love it in there. For playtime, though, we take her to the smallest room and have the lights dim. Her favourite place is the top of the curtains – where she strikes explorer poses!

Pet Post 2: Axolotls!

In this second pet post, we have my two beloved axolotls.

Axolotls, for some reason called Oopa-Loopa over here, are a fairly common pet in Japan. They're extremely cute and it's not hard to make an aquarium for them.

On the other hand, they can be quite tricky to care for, with water quality and temperature parameters that can be quite a lot of effort. If you want to get an axolotl please do some research to give them the best quality of life possible!

This is Wilfred, whose full title is Sir Wilfred of the House of Facelegs – because when they’re babies, axies are little more than a face with legs! He’s a lovely plump leucistic axy who’s about half-grown. He’s a happy little fellow who loves to be the centre of attention. I’ve had him for about 8 months, now.

He lives in a Pokémon-themed wonderland with a set-up I’m quite pleased with. It has lights, fans and sits in a good spot in my living room. He used to have a much smaller tank so he seems very happy with all his space.

Unfortunately his gills had problems during the difficult time I had keeping his water quality high while moving house (a process that took weeks thanks to various bureaucratic problems), but they’re growing back well. I’ll update with a new pic if his ‘hairstyle’ grows back fully. Meanwhile, here he is being a bit slow on the uptake regarding his food!

This is Sir Wilfred’s baby photo. He was a cutey! On the right is Sir Siegfried Wormgobbler, a companion I got for Sir Wilfred who sadly didn’t live long despite my best efforts.

When Sir Siegfried passed, I got another similar wildtype axolotl, who has grown into a feisty, playful juvenile with a nice hairstyle he shows off at every opportunity. His name is Cupcake!

Cupcake’s setup is a bit cooler, with more of a shipwreck theme. He’s smaller than Wilf, so gets a smaller house, but he’s more active and goes crazy when he thinks food is near.

The two of them have to be kept separately at this age, and wildtypes tend to be a bit bitey. When they’re adults I may put them into a tank together, but it would really be for my convenience – they don’t need or like companionship.

Finally, Cupcake’s baby photo, from back in February. He was so, so tiny when we got him, little bigger than a fingernail. It’s amazing how much he’s grown – but how little his personality has changed!

 

Pet post! Introducing Pacman Frogs

This is the first in a series introducing all my pets! Let's meet my cute, silly little frogs, Wubston and Wubber!

They're South American Horned Frogs, or Ceratophrys, but I prefer the term Pacman Frogs - because they're all mouth and silly round body.

 

This is Wubston Chubston, a silly name I'm totally unashamed of using. He's a little grumpy, loves his frog pellets and enjoys hot weather. He digs himself into substrate more than Wubber. I've had him almost a year now.

 

This is Wubber, or Lil' Wub. I know 'wubby' makes some people cringe but they're so plump and wobbly there's really no better word. Wubber is a new frog for me. I've had her about a month. She's much smaller than Wubston and of course they're kept separately. She is much more of a fussy eater but seems far more relaxed about life.

 

Taiwan trip 2017 – in pictures!

One place I can say I travel often is Taiwan - after all, my uncle, aunt, cousins and grandmother all live there!

This year, we had a gathering with all my mum's siblings. Since they all live in different countries, it's a rare treat to have them all together in one place.

Let's have a look at some of the things we saw this year in Kaohsiung!

The new great Buddha at Fo Guan Shang - last year we entirely missed the new part. It's less like a monastery than the rest, more like a theme park, but that Buddha is undeniably impressive.

More from Fo Guan Shang, always eccentric!

 

If it's Taiwan, it's got to be Din Tai Fung!

And dim sum. Got to have dim sum.

I have strong memories of this place form when I was a child

Fancy decor - but rude service!

The view from my hotel room

The room itself was fancy. When I arrived, I had remarkably tasty belly pork instant noodles and watched Adventure Time in Chinese, haha

 

Buying a Property in Japan

In a few days, it will be my two-year Japanniversary. Two years since I arrived in Japan and moved into my apartment in Shinjuku. I’ve had good times in the little place in the centre of town, but there are some big drawbacks to living in such a convenient place. First, my apartment is expensive but small – I only have a mini-fridge and a single hob, with no food preparation area. Second, Shinjuku gets a little too busy for comfort, especially on weekends. And lastly, the most important thing – in Tokyo, there’s an annoying system where if you stay in an apartment for 2 years, you get charged a ‘renewal fee’, or double rent for one month. No thank you!

Last year, my grandmother passed away. She was a real character and I miss her presence in my life, especially when Christmas comes. She had enough savings squirreled away that when it was distributed between family members, it became a possibility that I could buy a cheap house in Japan. I’ve been working in Japan since I arrived, with several sidelines like proofreading and random TV work, plus made some well-timed investments into Cryptocurrency, so for the first time in my life, I’m ready to get onto the property ladder. Thank you, Grandma!

Buying in Japan is in some ways surprisingly simple, and in others surprisingly difficult. Firstly, there are no legal restrictions on foreigners buying property, which makes sense when you consider that the Japanese economy will benefit from foreign investment, especially from China. On the other hand, someone like me who has been here for just two years on a working visa, unmarried and with an uneven income, has no chance of getting a mortgage. So while it was possible to buy a place, I couldn’t look at anything very luxurious that I would ordinarily fund with a mortgage.

On the other hand, I feel that if possible, buying outright is a much better investment choice. The debates between buying or renting largely revolve around whether mortgage interest repayments are effectively the same as renting anyway, with various inconveniences. Buying outright has very few disadvantages in investment terms.

So I began the property search. Helpfully, there are various agents in Japan that are eager to help foreign-language buyers, especially in English or Chinese. My Japanese is getting…passable by this stage, but I didn’t feel prepared to deal with the complexities of contract negotiation without someone to interpret! I found various agencies who were helpful, but ultimately a relatively new company called Beyond Borders was most helpful, bilingual agent Mori-san having been very helpful and accommodating throughout the process.

I started out by looking at apartments near where I was living, but didn’t fall in love with any of them. Everything changed when I viewed a house a little further out from the city, in Koenji. It was a great little property by the side of a river – and it reminded me that buying land is far better than an apartment in Japan, where property depreciates but land holds its value.

I made a bid on the house. In fact, I was the highest bidder. Sadly, the seller thought that dealing with a foreigner was too scary and turned down my bid. In other countries, this might be illegal on grounds of discrimination, but there’s no protection against this kind of decision in Japan. Whether renting or buying, watching out for ‘no dogs, no gaijin’-style messages is a necessity. I was angry at the time, but it’s the current social reality here.

That experience totally changed what I wanted in my property search, though. I had been putting price first, then location, with size last. I realised I would be happier commuting for a longer time every day if I could get a much bigger place. That’s why I decided on Edogawa, where land prices are cheap but the trainlines are well-connected. Plus there’s a famous fireworks festival there every summer, and it’s halfway to the airport. I made sure to look for places on relatively high ground because Edogawa is at risk of flooding, and eventually found a house that was big, sturdy, but because the road approaching it is too narrow, cannot be completely rebuilt – something that in Japan sends the property price tumbling. I can reinforce it against earthquakes, even entirely rebuild the structure within the same blueprint, but can’t tear it down and build something new. If a natural disaster completely destroys it, I’ll be in trouble, but that’s a risk I decided to take.

The actual process of buying has not been straightforward. Japan has a lot of odd traditions connected to buying property. For example, the 10% deposit at the beginning of negotiations has to be made in cash. For my house that was a fair wad of banknotes, but I imagine luxury apartments in the city centre must involve briefcases full of them. It’s lucky Japan has such low crime rates, because that’s a very risky system!

I also had to have a jitsu-in, an officially-registered wooden seal, made in my name. This was surprisingly fast and inexpensive, and it’s probable that it would be waived in most sales to foreigners, especially those who don’t even enter the country for negotiations, but it was something of an oddity.

Now, I’m waiting to move in. Unfortunately, the seller can’t hand the property over in good faith until the land has been surveyed, and it’s taken a very long time to schedule that survey. But it’s finally around the corner, my belongings are all packed, and all that remains is the final settlement – which will be slightly surreal. The seller, her agent, my agent and me will all gather in a bank, where I will make a transfer to the seller and a transfer to my agent under the watchful eyes of everyone involved. Then comes registration, connecting utilities, getting insurance and all the other necessities.

It hasn’t been a simple process, and there have been some big bumps along the road, but I’m about to move in and get decorating. Frankly, I can’t wait!