Today I’m introducing my fishies! I have a nice big communal tank with an interesting variety of creatures.
Perhaps most conspicuous is that I have 4 African clawed frogs. They’re funny, chubby aquatic frogs that I was originally drawn to for their bright colours. However, the brightness was artificial, the result of somewhat cruel injections that dye the animals’ skin so they can be marketed as ‘Tutti-Frutti Frogs’. Not very healthy. Fortunately, my first three have now faded to a normal colour and seem perfectly healthy, while the last I bought specifically as a non-dyed pinkish-white one. Their names are a little strange…the oldest is called Kirby because he was bright pink. The two biggest ones for some reason got called Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston. The small, newest one is named Gladys. They’re silly, cute frogs with a lot of personality, but they can eat other small fish if they’re docile…they ate the two medaka I bought!
Next, two silver mollies named Jamie and Cersei, of course after the Game of Thrones characters. They’re peaceful fish who like to stick together in pairs, and sometimes hide in the decorations.
: A fancy goldfish sold in Japan as a ‘Ping-Pong Ball’. I love these silly round fish, which wiggle in a very cute way, but they’re not hardy at all so I’ve lost several of them by putting them in tanks that aren’t fully cycled (stupid of me). I have one just now, who seems to be doing well. He has one black eye like an eyepatch, so he’s called Sagat.
Archibald and Evil Archibald, the cory catfish. Archibald is my oldest fish, who I’ve had for around a year. He’s a busy little creature who cleans up after the others. His whiskers make the name seem perfect, and whenever I see other cory catfish I think of them as ‘archibalds’. They’re social so I got another one, not albino this time, and the darker ‘colour scheme’ made me think of sci-fi and video game tropes, so he got landed with the name ‘Evil Archibald’. Poor thing!
Four of my five neon tetra. Cute, hardy little fish who stay in a shoal, unfortunately a little susceptible to being eaten by the frogs. These five seem quick enough to always escape their clutches, though. They’re called Pugh, Pew, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert and Dibble. Yes, ‘Pew’. Got to tell them apart somehow! (I can’t tell them apart at all.)
Two simple goldfish, named Suzanne and Roxanne. They’re the biggest fish!
The skeleton crew! Three fish that in Japan they just call ‘Translucents’. These are pleasingly weird to look at and have quite cute behaviour, staking out their territory and largely sticking to it. I call them Funnybones, Skeletor and Brook, after various cartoon skeletons.
Guppies! I have 3, though will probably get more later. At the same time as Archibald, I got a guppy I called Sally Skirt. She passed away a while back, but started a tradition. The two males I have now are called Stacy Skirt and Suzy Skirt. The female is called Samson Skirt. They don’t need to conform to your gender roles!!
Jaycee the golden apple snail. She’s the creature in the tank I’ve had the longest. She’s grown huge since I got her. Not sure why she decided to be out of the water when I took this picture – she very rarely does that!
One of my three Mickey Mouse platys, so-named for the Mickey-like pattern on their tails. My three are called Stanshall, Ruskin-Spear and Bohay-Nowell, because when I see these fish I get the Bonzos cover of silly 30s song ‘Mickey’s Son and Daughter’ stuck in my head.
Two golden Siamese algae eaters. These fish spend most of their time hiding, but it’s nice to see them when they appear. I bought them to take care of the algae growing on my aquarium glass, which they seem to do quite well when I’m not looking. Their names are Snoopy and Snootles.
Last but not least, three Butterfly Hillstream Loaches, or Hong Kong Plecos, also on cleaning duty. I didn’t expect these bottom-feeders to zoom around the tank quite like they do. They’re funny creatures and tend to stick near my bubble filter because they like currents. They’re also usually hiding, but when they appear they always make an impression! I’m not sure they do much cleaning but they’re a fun addition to the community tank.
This fancy fellow is named Fancy Fred
Another ping pong ball to keep Sagat company. This one is Chun Li. Sagat has grown a lot but Chin Li is still a silly tiny ball
Another fancy goldfish, because they're good at coping with temperature fluctuations. This one is named Stede Bonnet